A Flaw in Evolution
Here’s where I get hate mail in Chinese.
Almost zero scientists doubt evolution. In fact, it’s considered the very cornerstone of almost all modern science. It’s almost sacred.
But they don’t seem to have a problem undermining it.
Isn’t the whole idea of evolution that species adapt or die out, making the biodiversity larger and stronger? Aren’t there countless examples of species that splintered off but failed because they didn’t adapt properly or were simply outmaneuvered by a stronger species?
If a species can’t hack it, shouldn’t they be allowed to go quietly into the night, for the good of all the other species? Isn’t that the whole point of evolution?
It’s for these reasons that I say this: The Giant Panda needs to just go extinct.
That’s right, I said it.
Let the f*ckers die out.
“GASP! You can’t actually mean that, can you?”
Yes, I do.
“But Idiot, they’re so cute!”
F*ck cute.
Why is it always GLOBAL NEWS whenever a panda gives birth? Why does it take SO MUCH WORK to make these stupid animals f*ck? How come they’re the only animals on Earth that have almost zero interest in propagating their species? Or even more unbelievable, just getting down?
Granted, these animals should be in the wild and not captive in zoos, and if not for human expansion, they’d be able to do that, sure. Probably. F*ck if I know.
It doesn’t stop the monkeys from boning. I’ve never been to a zoo where I didn’t see a whole group of monkeys in a big simian orgy.
But these clowns… It’s like they just can’t figure out how to put the two pieces of the puzzle together.
Insert tab A into slot B. Repeat.
Apparently Ya-Ya (of the Sisterhood, perhaps) rolled over on her cub and crushed it. The zookeeper said that she needed more “mothering experience”.
WHAT OTHER ANIMAL ON PLANET EARTH NEEDS MOTHERING EXPERIENCE OR ELSE THEY WIND UP KILLING THEIR OWN CHILDREN!?
I think evolution has spoken here. The gene pool has run dry on this species. If we put half the effort into our societal problems as we do in making two animals on the other side of the world f*ck each other…
*sigh*
Friday, September 15, 2006
